Private bankers and swimming pool orgies

    By nothere on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 7:02pm |

    It seems to me that everyone (where everyone is, generally, "the Media") has chosen to go mute on the sex angle.

    Seriously, everyone: the Republican nominee for President speaks at the home of a private banker (you remember bankers, right, peanut gallery? the ones who screwed, basically, the entire world a few years ago?) who throws or allows or hosts orgies in his pool at the Hamptons...I take it the radio silence is some sort of modesty?

    Questions:

    What was the ratio of penises to vaginas?

    Was it het-on-het, or were multi-organed pansexuals allowed in?

    Was permission obtained from any animals in attendance? If not, were any harmed?

    Was protection used? If so, what sort? IUDs? Johnny-caps?

    Complimentary, full-body latex and gas masks, along with full-body shaving and baby powder, handed out at the door?

    But most importantly:

    Where are the pictures? Because there are always pictures.

    Thankfully, it appears that the Republicans have lost the ability to do background checks on their money.

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    There is the definitional problem with the word 'orgy'.

    MARGIN CALL

     

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margin_Call_(film)

     

    I mean this film really documents an orgy!

     

     

     


    by Richard Day on Tue, 09/18/2012 - 7:49pm

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