Drill, Baby, Drill! Oh God! Yes!

    Only two weeks after the GOP convention concluded with shouts of "Drill, Baby, Drill," the Interior Department's own Inspector General released a two-year, $5.3 million report detailing graft, drug use and sex at the Denver office of the Minerals Management Service.

    Female employees of the MMS, which oversees oil and gas leases and collects royalties for taxpayers, were known as "MMS chicks" by oil and gas company representatives, who apparently had sexual relations with some of the employees.

    No word on whether Chevron or Shell supplied the lubricant.

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