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    Dead Bin Laden Photos Surface

    By Michael Wolraich on Wed, 05/04/2011 - 5:54pm | Politics, Humor & Satire

    In the wake of Osama Bin Laden's death, pictures of his corpse have become the most sought after photographs since Britney Spears sans panties.

    President Obama's arrogant, pussyfooting refusal to hand over the pictures to the deserving public has spawned a competition among the world's top news publications to obtain the photos.

    I'm pleased to announce that dagblog's crack paparazzi ninja-spy, William K. Wolfrum, with his trustee sidekick, his own ego, have succeeded where all others have failed. I hereby present to you the real dead Osama photos:

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    Note: dagblog cannot confirm the authenticity of these Osama Bin Laden dead pictures.

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    Comments

    Okay, so let me be the first to say: Nice one! I laughed hard. Well played sir!


    by tmccarthy0 on Wed, 05/04/2011 - 7:23pm

    Thanks for sharing my hard work, G. I believe this post should put the whole OBL issue to rest once and for all.


    by William K. Wolfrum on Wed, 05/04/2011 - 9:11pm

    You can always use the Kyl defense: these photos not intended to be truthful statements.


    by Qaphsiel on Wed, 05/04/2011 - 10:33pm

    Some of the political writing here is pretty good, sometimes very good, but the comedy is kind of sophomoric. Being funny is much harder work than being serious and if someone or some people don't really have much talent for humor, why strain yourselves?


    by David Seaton on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 2:54am

    Now that's funny!


    by Orlando on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 6:12am

    "Difficile est saturam non scribere." - Juvenal


    by Rootman on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 7:38am

    Get up on the wrong side of the bed again, David?

    just curios: whose political writing would you categorize as VERY GOOD?


    by CVille Dem on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 1:39pm

    Also, recently discovered, this shocking photo of Osama's final moments:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/scriptingnews/3116706556/

    Oh, the agony!

    -dcbound


    by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 7:41am

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