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Problem Solved

By The Decider on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 11:58pm |

I have found a win/win way out of this Japanese nucular problem.  Let's just give Mexico to the Japanese while their island is cooling down. The Mexicans can sure use the jobs--besides, most of them are up here anyway.

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We Like Mike!: Huckabee Gets a Bad Rap

By The Decider on Wed, 03/02/2011 - 10:07pm |
So the Huckmeister is getting broiled in the liberal media for saying a few truthy things about Obama. It's not important that he confused Kenya and Indonesia. Heck, anyone would. They're both countries in Africa so what's the deal. The point is that growing up in a former British colony made him anti American cause he hates the Brits. The Brits are American allies. Any true American loves the Brits. Members of the first tea party in Boston back in 1492 through tea in the harbor because it was grown in Indonesia. Indonesians are anti Americans. Huck just spoke the truth.
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Barbara Bush endorses gay marriage--and I agree with her!

By The Decider on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 11:36pm |

My daughter Barbara Bush, offered her endorsement of gay marriage in an interview. While my knee jerk reaction is to oppose it, I think I am beginning to understand her position. I mean, we want gays to change their sinful ways and how better to do that than getting married? The wife will be watching Mr. gay to see that he avoids hanky-panky and, in the meantime, he'll be developing the habit of living the straight life.

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Bush family letters

By The Decider on Tue, 01/11/2011 - 8:29pm |

Recently, my Dad disclosed the contents of the letter that he left in the White House for Bill Clinton to read. Here is the text:

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I had something funny to say

By The Decider on Mon, 01/10/2011 - 10:32am |

It involved the fact that first and second amendment solutions weren't working out so well so maybe we should invoke a third amendment solution (take it to another level) and start quartering soldiers in the homes of liberals. But some things are just so rotten that even humor can't help us to deal with them. The shooting of Rep. Giffords and the other victims in Arizona is one of those. It being Monday, the merchants of hate are back on the air, and their outrage is not directed at the shooter. No, it's directed at the Arizona sheriff who dared to speak the truth.

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Bush Speaks Out About Former Presidencying

By The Decider on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 1:27pm |

President George W. Bush spoke at a fundraiser for community college scholarships this week in downtown Fort Worth.

On avoiding talking about Obama's policies: "I don't think it's befitting the office of the presidency to go out and be criticizing my successor," he said. "I didn't like it when some of my predecessors -- a predecessor -- criticized me."

[translation: Clinton was a schmuck]

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