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    Bush family letters

    Recently, my Dad disclosed the contents of the letter that he left in the White House for Bill Clinton to read. Here is the text:

    January 20, 1993
    Dear Bill,
         When I walked into this office just now I felt the same sense of wonder and respect that I felt four years ago. I know you will feel that too.
         I wish you great happiness here. I never felt the loneliness some Presidents have described.
         There will be very tough times, made even more difficult by criticism you may not think is fair. I’m not a very good one to give advice; but just don’t let the critics discourage you or push you off course.
         You will be our President when you read this note. I wish you well. I wish your family well.
         Your success now is our country’s success. I am rooting hard for you.
          Good luck – 
                 George

    You can find this reported by ABC News.

    Since Dad has disclosed his letter, I expect that it's fair game for me to disclose mine.

    Dear Barry,

         When I walked into this office 8 years ago (heh, heh!) I felt that I already belonged. It's probably because I practiced putting so many times back when Dad had the office. I think it's great that a black man like you will finally have a nice office like this and I am rooting for you all the way. Kicking the butts of evil-doers is especially fun and I hope you get to do your share.

         One of the most important things to know is the password to tell the security guard to get into the White House bunker. It's [omitted for security reasons]. If you forget it, just remember that she plays the lead in Debbie Does Dallas. You can get in without it but an alarm notifies the NSC and they call the Advisor and the Vice-Pres. You don't want that. When you get down the elevator, go to the second door on the right and you'll find a pantry. The beer is in the fridge behind all of the nutrasystem junk. There's a TV across the hall that gets ESPN.

         I wish you well until next election when Jeb will kick your butt, but know hard feelings about that. Good luck. You'll need it.

         George W.


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