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    Barbara Bush endorses gay marriage--and I agree with her!

    My daughter Barbara Bush, offered her endorsement of gay marriage in an interview. While my knee jerk reaction is to oppose it, I think I am beginning to understand her position. I mean, we want gays to change their sinful ways and how better to do that than getting married? The wife will be watching Mr. gay to see that he avoids hanky-panky and, in the meantime, he'll be developing the habit of living the straight life.

    There are plenty of women out there who don't really want to do it very often, if at all. I mean, sometimes Laura is even that way, but it's because I am a rock star in bed and I wear her out, Heh, heh!

    Anyway, why shouldn't gays have access to the same misery that other men enjoy?

    God bless America!

     

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    Lucky this isn't the AM ... I'd have spit coffee all over the monitor.

    (Edit: OK, it isn't the AM for *me* ... my comments clearly have teh pwrz to warp time!!!)

     


    God bless America!


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