I LOVE YOU, SARAH PALIN!

sarah palin is a total INSPIRATION to me!! i am SOOOOOOOO EXCITED that she could be our next vice president, maybe even our PRESIDENT!  for someone with her talent to be a vice president proves that anyone can make it in america. YAY SARAH!!!!!!!!! you go, GIRL!!!!!! so I'm writing this blog as my tribute to her. i'm going to keep updating it with all the awesomest videos of sarah so that everyone can see that she will be the COOLEST VICE PRESIDENT EVVVVVVVVVVERRRRRRRR!

THIS PART OF MY TRIBUTE PAGE IS FOR THE BEST PARTS OF SARAH'S AWESOME INTERVIEWS WITH TOTALLY STUPID MEDIA PEOPLE

here's sarah telling us how she's going to deal with putin. PUTIN, YOU SUCK!!! sarah will kick your big fat head!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

and here's sarah proving to that MEGABITCH katie couric that john mccain will clean up washington. yay, john!

this is another one from the MEGABITCH interview where sarah explains how she's going to create jobs and healthcare and spending and stuff like that. i don't really understand it, but sarah knows what she's talking about. also, there's a part at the beginning where the MEGABITCH totally talks shit about sarah behind her back. I HATE YOU KATIE COURIC!!!!!!!!!

katie didn't think alaska people read newspapers. well sarah showed her!!!!! she reads ALL of them. i bet that katie didn't expect that answer. hey, katie, which part of the word ALL don't you understand? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

OMG!!! you know who katie couric is?? she is totally my bitch-from-hell teacher, mrs. carmichael. like how was i supposed to know that she was going to ask me questions about the homework in front of the whole class and embarrass me? if she would have just told me what she was going to ask me before then i would have gotten the answer from my brainiac wishes-i-would-go-down-on-him friend joshua and then i would have looked smart instead of like a dumbass. anyway, katie couric IS mrs. carmichael. if she just told sarah that she was going to ask her about the serene court decisions, then sarah totally would have gotten it. what a BITCH!!!!

this one shows sarah not taking any shit from that condescending DICKFORFACE, charlie "know it all" gibson. like anyone cares whether she knows about the stupid bush doctoring. she's a governor, not a gynecologist, you nerd!

this is an old one from back before anyone knew who sarah was. she had to pretend like she didn't know that she would be the vice president cause it was still a secret. she's so sneaky!!!

THIS PART OF MY TRIBUTE PAGE IS DEDICATED TO SNL AND TINA FEY

when i first saw these ones, i thought that it was sarah, but for real its tina fey on snl. she does such a great impression. i love tina almost as much as sarah. here's the one where she debates a fake joe biden who looks like malfoy's dad on harry potter. i did a LIVE BLOG of the real debate. OMG IT WAS SO COOL!!!! SHE KICKED ASS!!!

here's one the one where tina gets interviewed by a fake MEGABITCH katie couric. LOLOLOL. fake katie makes the real katie look like even more of a bitch than she really is. she's FUNNY!!!!!!

this one is with fake katie again but this time she's being a fake hillary clinton. but i like the other one better.

this one is the best one of all b/c its the REAL SARAH ON SNL!!!!!! she wrote this totally KEWL song and she gonna sing it and everything but she didn't b/c she though that john mccain would be MAD b/c she said that he has a CREEPY SMILE LOLOLOLOL. so this other girl did it instead and it was REALLY FUNNY with a moose and everything and sarah just danced. she totally has the moves!!!!!!

this one is the real sarah backstage with some old guy and alec baldwin and alec thinks that he's talking to tina but it's really sarah! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! SNL is SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNNNYYYYY!!!

THIS PART IS DEDICATED TO ALL THE KEWLEST SONGS ABOUT SARAH EXCEPT FOR THE RAP THAT SHE WROTE BECAUSE THATS IN THE SNL SECTION AND YOU PROBABLY ALREADY WATCHED IT

OMG!!! all these people wrote these cool songs b/c they love sarah too. i just added this one. its called ANYONE CAN BE VP. it kinda freaks me out b/c i wrote at the beginning of my tribute that ANYONE CAN MAKE IT IN AMERICA which is almost the same as ANYONE CAN BE VP but i hadn't seen it or or anything. i guess that me and the singer just had a cosmic connectino or something but he looks old in the cartoon.

ok, i know i said that everyone who wrote these songs loves sarah but sometimes u can love someone too much. know what i mean? this one is like these REALLY CREEPY russia guys who are totally spying on sarah from inside their country. if i were her, i'd totally get a retraining order on them. i'd never be brave enough as sarah to be neighbors with creepy russia people. when she's the VP, i bet she'll totally BLOW UP THEIR HOUSE--OOPS, SO SORRY!!!

this one is by some country stoner. did u know that sarah does pot? she's so KEWL!!!!!!

this one is this weird couple singing about how they want to canada to for sarah. i guess they think it's close to alaska but they're totally stupid b/c sarah is going to come down to the main country part of america when she wins so they should just stay here. plus russia is neighbors with alaska so that's where they should go if they want to be near where sarah is.

this one is just the lyrics. it's by some dude on who blogs here with a weird retro collar, but it's really by some other singer and the collar guy just changed the lyrics for sarah.

She don't know much about history
She don't believe in biology
She wants to change the science books
She wants to fire the White House cooks
But she does know how to speak on cue
And she knows if she makes fools of you
What a wonderful veep she would be

She don't know much about geography
She don't know much foreign policy
Don't know much about George Bush's war
Don't know what a VP is for
But she knows that one and one is two
And if McCain just tells her what to do
What a wonderful veep she would be

Now she don't claim to want any bridges
But she can sell you one
'Cuz maybe by pretending she never liked bridges
She can win your vote for John

She don't know much about history
She don't believe in biology
She wants to change the science books
She wants to fire the White House cooks
But she knows if she can hide the truth
Until we make it to the voting booth
What a wonderful veep she would be

THIS PART OF MY TRIBUTE PAGE IS FOR OTHER STUFF WHERE I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE TO PUT IT

OMG!!!! sarah has a vlog. she is the COOOOOLLLLLLLLLESSST!!!! and she's totally on facebook. I'M HER FACEBOOK FRIEND!!!!!!!!! i've written on her wall like 5000 times. this is her facebook page: www.facebook.com/sarahpalin. there's a super fun game on it called pork invaders. HAHAHAHA. that's what i call my boyfriends. here's sarah's very first vlog. I couldn't fit all of them here, but you can totally see them all at www.youtube.com/user/SaraPalin.

this one is a documentary about sarah's town in alaska. usually i never watch stuff like this b/c its really boring. only if i have to for school except that sometimes i still don't watch and just copy the answers from my braniac friend joshua. but this one is different b/c its all about where sarah grew up and they have an interview with the real life mayor who does sarah's old job but she's not as hot or smart as sarah so i bet that she won't get to be vice-president like sarah. anyway, it's like a really, really hard job and that's how sarah learned how to be the almost-leader of the whole country.

this one isn't for real. it's a dramatic enactment of when john mccain asked sarah to be his vice president. it's totally like when joshua asked me to go to homecoming. whatev joshua. just b/c i copy your answers on homework doesn't mean that i would ever be with you in a public place.

this one's really cool! they're making a movie of sarah's life. i'm going wait in line all night long so that i can be the first one in the theater!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!

this one is of some tranny telling the media to go F themselves. he's kind of freaky, but i admire his passion. this is the same dude or whatever that told them to leave britney alone. poor britney. i love her almost as much as sarah and tina. this is the order, 1. sarah, 2. tina, 3. britney, 4. zac efron. no wait, 1. sarah, 2. tina, 3. zac, 4. britney. but sarah is WAY, WAY, WAY in front.

my friend just sent me this awesome picture. You have to think REAL HARD to undertand what it's saying. but not TOO hard because then you'll get a bloody nose or throw up or something. anyway, you know how thomas the tank engine always saves everyone even though he's little. well SARAH = THOMAS. they laugh at her because she hasn't met lots of foreign people and stuff like the way the other trains laugh at thomas but then thomas saves them when they fall off the track.

OMG NEW NEW NEW NEW you have to go to the best site evrrrr!!!!!! Its PalinAsPresident.com and it shows sarah as PRESIDENT in the WHITE HOUSE and everything and you can click on lots of stuff like the phone and the door and the lightswitch and sarah sez funny stuff!!!!!!

that's it for now. thanks for coming to see my tribute page for sarah! if you know any more cool vids, tell me, tell me, tell me! i want to put all the best sarah moments in my tribute!!!!

don't forget to vote!!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAAAAAAARRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! YAY!

UPDATE: OMG!!!! i LIVE BLOGGED the debate. SARAH KICKED ASS!!!!!!!!! at first i was totally effing bummed b/c i was grounded and had to stay home instead of going to a really PARTY. but now i'm soooooooo glad that i shared that moment with sarah. GOOOOO SARAHHHH!!!!