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dear mr. david lecherman...i mean letterman
!!!!!
u are the creepiest perv EVERRRRRRRRRRR!!! except for maybe this freak
. he's like a 15 out of 10 on the perv scale and ur like 14.5. LOLOLOLOL!!!! ur even worse than my math teacher mr arnack who has hair totally coming out of his ears and his nose and once i found a booger on my paper that i got back from him and almost totally puked my guts out. and then i made my friend joshua burn the paper with gasoline but the grass got on fire and joshua's hair got burned and stank for a week.
anyway, mr. david letterman, ur creepy and stupid
and none of my friends EVER watch you and the only reason that i know about your creepy pukoramic video is because its on lena-the-liberal-loser's facebook page. when i saw it i totally UNfriended her for like 6 hours but then i had to friend her again to see if kurt hanson (xoxoxoxoxox) wrote on her wall. so then i had to watch ur video again even tho it makes me gag. i'm putting it here so that u can see how totally CREEPY u look like when u talk about having sex with sarah palin's 14-year-old daughter!!!!!!!
guess what mr. lecherman, U R NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! the only person who is less funny than u is that bald dork on ur show who always kisses ur old wrinkly ass. LOLOLOLOL!!!! ur like the two old guys on the muppets who who think that ur funny but ur just dumb old farts. why don't u move to ass-achusetts and get married!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!
here is the other one where u call sarah a slut!!!!!!!!! sarah is totally not a slut. she and todd are totally in LOVE and she would never do it with anyone else ever except if she has to for world peace after she is president. 
you are just jealous b/c sarah is totally hot
and u r a wrinkly OLD MAN
!!!!! when sarah is president she will totally BAN UR SHOW but no one will care and then u will be on "i'm a celebrity, get me out of here" and u and the bald guy will have to eat dogsh-t and stuff
and then u will still lose. LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and here is the one after sarah kicked ur wrinkly ass and u had to apologize to the whole world and now everyone knows that you are a creepy pervy perv and no one will ever watch ur show ever again!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! SHE TOTALLY SHOWED YOU!!!!!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SARAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2012!!!!! YAYYYYYYY!!!!!
xxx ooo,
SPG
ps if u r not too wussy then i would totally go on ur show and say this to ur face and you would try to make some dumb joke but everyone would boo because u r so not funny and then i would be hired to be a HOT politics commenter on FOX NEWS 
!!!!!! here is where u can see what an AWESOME politics commenter i am!!!!!
By Ismail Kahn, New York Times, May 23/24, 2012
PESHAWAR, Pakistan — A Pakistani doctor who helped the Central Intelligence Agency pin down Osama bin Laden's location under cover of a vaccination drive was convicted on Wednesday of treason and sentenced to 33 years in prison, a senior official in Pakistan said.
A tribal court here in northwestern Pakistan found the doctor, Shakil Afridi, guilty of acting against the state, said Mutahir Zeb Khan, the administrator for the Khyber tribal region [....]
By Sergei L. Loiko, Los Angeles Times, May 23, 2012
MOSCOW — Stiff new penalties aimed at opposition protesters were given preliminary approval Tuesday by Russian lawmakers loyal to President Vladimir Putin, the target of mass rallies and demonstrations before his March election victory.
The bill, which opposition parliament members termed draconian and protested by threatening to file out of a legislative session, calls for fines of up to $50,000 and up to 200 hours of community service for organizers of rallies and demonstrations that grow violent or exceed the approved number of participants.
The sanctions were approved on first reading by parliament's lower house, which is controlled by Putin's United Russia party. They mark a return by the Kremlin to a tough stance against critics after concessions during the recent election campaign [...]
Also see:
Russians back Putin, strong leadership
Washington Post, May 22, 2012
A Pew survey of 1,000 Russians found that President Vladimir Putin is well-liked by more than 70 percent of citizens, especially older adults.
Associated Press, May 21, 2012
HAVANA — It was all sunshine, smiles and celebratory speeches as officials marked the arrival of an undersea fiber-optic cable they promised would end Cuba's Internet isolation and boost web capacity 3,000-fold. Even a retired Fidel Castro had hailed the dawn of a new cyber-age on the island.
More than a year after the February 2011 ceremony on Siboney Beach in eastern Cuba, and 10 months after the system was supposed to have gone online, the government never mentions the cable anymore, and Internet here remains the slowest in the hemisphere. People talk quietly about embezzlement torpedoing the project and the arrest of more than a half-dozen senior telecom officials.
Perhaps most maddening, nobody has explained what happened to the much-ballyhooed $70 million project....
By Tamasin Ford in Monrovia, Guardian.co.uk, May 22, 2012
Husbands, not strangers or men with guns, are now the biggest threat to women in post-conflict west Africa, according to a report by the International Rescue Committee (IRC) released on Tuesday.
The IRC report, Let Me Not Die Before My Time: Domestic Violence in West Africa, based on data collected over 10 years by the IRC in Sierra Leone, Liberia and Ivory Coast, said domestic violence is the "most urgent, pervasive and significant protection issue for women in west Africa" [.....]
By Lolita C. Baldor, Associated Press, May 22, 2012
WASHINGTON -- Uncle Sam may not want you after all.
In sharp contrast to the peak years of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars, the Army last year took in no recruits with misconduct convictions or drug or alcohol issues, according to internal documents obtained by The Associated Press. And soldiers already serving on active duty now must meet tougher standards to stay on for further tours in uniform.
The Army is also spending hundreds of thousands of dollars less in bonuses to attract recruits or entice soldiers to remain.
It's all part of an effort to slash the size of the active duty Army from about 570,000 at the height of the Iraq war to 490,000 by 2017. The cutbacks began last year, and as of the end of March, the Army was down to less than 558,000 troops.
For a time during the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, the Army lowered its recruiting standards [....]
missed u SPG
-- u are hilarious
!!!!!!!!!! xoxoxoxo
deadman (ur biggest fan and only a 36-yo perv)
ps also i think u should have totally ragged on lecherman for again not getting the job he really wanted - even that tall redheaded irish freak conan gets more love than the lecherman. HAHAHAHAHA
u are creepy too with ur hoodyhoodhood BUT in a good way!!
but still u r too old for me. sorry dude. plus aren't u like engaged or something? u must be come kind of guy slut. like a GLUT!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
i'm not surprised that lecherman couldn't get a job b/c he totally sux. only old wrinkly people watch him. but i don't watch any of those dumb shows anyway. only tyra. and if miley cyrus gets her own show i will totally watch it and maybe i can be her assistant or something. but i won't be like the bald guy on lecherman or the fat guy on conehead. b/c i'm totally hotter
and kewler
than both of those dorks. and miley and me will be like friends instead of me being her buttbuddy or whatev.
the only thing i like on conehead is the mean dog
Minus a few

, I totally co-sign on this blog SPG. Good to see you back. Pssst - did you hear Levi is single? 


i totally cosign your cosign grrrrrl! but i put back in the

!!!!!
omg, i am soooooooooo over levi!!!!!!! he like pretended to love bristol but he didn't love her at all and after the election he was like whatev to her. that's not how you do ur babymama!!!!!!! what a dickhole!!!!!!! i can't believe that i ever liked him!!!!

but OMG miley cyrus and justin gaston just broke up!!!!!!!! he is so HOT!!!!!!!
i would do anything he wanted.
i feel bad for miley b/c i know that she loves him still but i know that she would want us to be happy. yesterday on twitter she was like, "Tears are words the heart can't express." OMG THAT IS SO BEAUTIFULLLLLLL!!!!!!!!! and then justin was like 'How many tears are in there? They've gotta run out soon right?' and u can tell that he's totally trying to be like a tough guy but that she totally broke his heart. so i'm gonna give him a little time but not too long b/c u know a grrrrl can't wait forever!!!!!!