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    Against the Crocodile: Amy Bishop, Joseph Stack, and the Press

    Reading some of the news coverage about the murderers Amy Bishop and Joe Stack over the last two weeks, and some of the responses to them by internet commenters, I've had the nauseating feeling that Bishop and Stack have gotten what they want. Not what they purport to want, of course, not a promotion or a revolution, but the things that their violence was actually aimed at getting them. I've had a hard time putting my objection into clear words, so I'm going to resort to a story from history:

    The ancient Egyptians had a fundamental problem: they were dependent for survival upon the Nile's annual flood, which made the flooded soil extremely fertile, but on the other hand the Nile was also full of crocodiles, who tend to eat people. How did the Egyptians deal with their intensely conflicted feelings about their perilous, indispensable, monster-filled, life-sustaining river?

    They worshiped the crocodile.

    Crocodile-worship is an all-too-human response to uncontrollable violence. By worshiping the crocodile-god, praying to it and offering it sacrifices, the Egyptians told themselves that the uncontrollable danger was actually in control. They could reason with the crocodile; they just had to find out what the crocodile-god wanted, and give it to him. At the same time, they built the stupid predatory animals they had to live with into figures of supernatural importance. The crocodiles were something grand and holy and magical in the way that mere human beings were not. Of course, turning the crocodile into an idol doesn't get you anywhere. The crocodile isn't magical, and it will still eat you.

    This kind of idolatry is a very human impulse; we instinctively apply it to all kinds of other dangers because it feels safer than accepting that those dangers are outside our control. We apply it especially to outbursts of unreasoning violence by other human beings. Victims of partner or family abuse apply this strategy to their abusers, looking for ways to keep the abuser from being angry, and giving the victimizer increased deference. It doesn't work, of course, because the abuser will always find some pretext to be angry. In This Boy's Life Tobias Wolff describes his stepfather attacking him because Wolff hasn't scraped every last gram of mustard out of a bottle. If it hadn't been the mustard it would have been something else; there are abusive and violent personalities, who, like crocodiles, cannot be kept happy.

    A lot of the coverage of Bishop's and Stack's pointless, unthinking violence has been widely colored by the old crocodile-worship instincts, by the search for reasons and the impulse to offer the frightening figure respect. (Not all of the coverage, of course, but too much.) It's too scary to accept that an anti-social personality might kill other people for no good reason at all, because if that's true, then what's to keep some lunatic from randomly killing us? So we try to find some reason for the irrational bloodshed: what did she want? What set her off? How can we keep her happy so that she doesn't do it again? Some anonymous commenters on dagblog have assured me that there had to be some reason for Bishop to start shooting when she did. One actually scolded me for "judging" Bishop. There's a deep need to find some reason, any reason, because if we can figure out the reason we can keep ourselves safe.

    Meanwhile, actual journalists persist in running stories about how brilliant Bishop was as a scientist. "Brilliant but troubled," sure, but that's the formula. I can't tell you how tired I am about reading how smart Amy Bishop is. Joe Stack, too, receives deference that he surely never earned in life and would have absolutely forfeited in death. One stranger from the internet came to Dagblog quoting Stack's addle-brained suicide note as if it were Locke's Third Treatise. And I'll admit, I've found myself growing thin-skinned with some of these folks, and not immediately understood quite why. What's bothering me is the implied deference to Bishop and Stack: the atavistic urge to treat the violent with precautionary respect, even when the violent people in question are now powerless to do any harm.

    This is the respect that Bishop and Stack murdered to get, the disproportionate and undeserved deference that matches their own monstrously grandiose sense of their own deserts and importance. Bishop and Stack believed they were better than the rest of us, that they are important in ways that other human beings are not, and considered themselves entitled to kill anyone they liked simply in order to express their personal dissatisfaction. Bishop and Stack are crocodiles, supremely indifferent to the humanity of their victims, but (unlike the animals in the Nile) actively demanding to be treated like gods.

    They should not get their wish. I believe that violent people should be treated deferentially, and their concerns given a respectful hearing, exactly as long as it takes to get the gun out of their hands and cuff them. After that, they and their opinions should be disregarded. Crocodiles should not be worshiped, and the violent should be seen as they really are.

    It's important not to give Bishop or Stack any deference, precisely because their drive for respect and recognition cost better people their lives, and because their own actions have proved how utterly untenable their claims about themselves are. Bishop killed people because she wanted to be treated as the great scientist that she has never come close to being; she used a gun because she could not succeed in the lab. Stack killed someone in a pathetic attempt to cast himself as a revolutionary hero and a rational man, rather than the serial screw-up and the petty, venal cheat that he was.

    Amy Bishop is not smart. Amy Bishop is an utter failure, an incompetent scientist, a person who, given six years and her own laboratory, eventually resorted to submitting her children's science-fair projects to vanity journals. Despite the newspapers' slant, every one of Bishop's victims was clearly a better scientist than she. If those three people had not been killed, they would have produced more useful science over the next five years than Bishop has produced in her entire career to date. In fact, each of them was capable doing that unassisted. The Huntsville murders were not committed by a scientist. All of the science Bishop has ever done, or might ever do, could not balance the science that was lost to the world when she pulled that trigger.

    Joe Stack was an addle-brained goofball, a chronic failure who once tried to declare his house a church in order to avoid paying his taxes, and who had the spectacular gall to complain about mistreatment when he was caught. The dense swamp of blame-shifting in his suicide note establishes how many things he failed at. Stack had some reason that he couldn't succeed (according to his own outsized sense of what he deserved) as a software engineer in California; it's California's fault. He had some reason that he couldn't succeed as a software engineer in Texas; it's Austin's fault. There's some reason that the IRS is responsible for Stack not turning in tax returns on his business, and for his personal home not being a Catholic basilica. It's always someone else's fault. Stack, like Bishop, was just a crocodile. He had stubby legs, and wallowed. He was dangerous to others, but only because he lacked the compassion and the conscience that restrain fully human beings.

    It's bad enough that these failed, pathetic people took others' lives. It's too much to have to believe in their bullshit, too.

    Comments

    Agree with all you wrote, and liked the crocodile analogy. These people are not victims or symbols, and it's sick to treat them as such. But unlike the crocs, there is a practical reason Americans treat crazy people with deference: chances are the crazier they are, the better-armed they are.

    You live in a society that treats the implied threat of physical violence as protected free speech. Sorry, but there is something collectively insane about a country that lets people with anti-Obama signs openly carry handguns in the vicinity of a presidential speech. In fact, it's collective insanity to let anyone but law enforcement openly carry handguns anywhere, period. There is no justification for imposing on everyone the constant fear of sudden deadly violence. And that fear is not illusory; the more guns there are, the more innocent people die.

    Constitutions get changed all the time. It's long past time to repeal, or at the very least add some major qualifiers, to the Second Amendment.


    Thanks, acanuck. Very much agreed. The other meme that's bothered the hell out of me is hearing people talk about how gun control advocates will "take advantage of this tragedy" to grind an ax ... as if gun violence were only tangentially or coincidentally related to the question of gun control.

    The easy availability of extremely powerful weapons gives otherwise inept people a terrifying amount of firepower. It's much easier to kill people in this country than it is to hold a steady job. The other question (which should be part of another post) is why someone why had previously killed someone with a gun could get another gun. Yes, the death of Bishop's brother was officially ruled an accident twenty-four years ago, but how is that better? Someone who can't unload a gun without killing someone is still a damned menace. But being so bad with firearms that you're a danger to others is evidently no bar to getting another damned gun.


    Amy Bishop and Joe Stack, the deranged assassins du jour, lacked ethics education. They exploded in a murderous rage from total ignorance about ethics and morality. Ethics education should be introduced in k-12 and required in higher education. One should have to pass a morality test to receive a PhD (which stands for Philosophy Doctor!) or at the very least pass a personality and/or morality test to qualify for a professorship. Ethics competence should be required for any professional job. Personnel experts should give personality and morality tests to applicants before hiring. Had Bishop and Stack been found deficient in understanding moral concepts and been denied jobs because of that, they would have been obligated to study and understand basic ethical principles. In a nation full of readily available weapons such as guns, bombs, etc. society should protect the public by ensuring that those in contact with the public pass rigorous morality tests. Most of us learn right from wrong at home from our parents, but the quality of parenting in our nation varies greatly. As we don’t know what kind of upbringing a prospective teacher may have had, we need to test the prospective teacher to ensure that only the best qualified applicants are put in the classroom. Ethics education from K-12 to PhD must be increased. For concepts on ethics education and other current ethics topics see the website of the Association for Practical & Professional Ethics http://www.indiana.edu/~appe/


    Ok, wait. Did the Association for Practical & Professional Ethics just spam us?


    Y'know, the Association for Practical & Professional Ethics DID just spam you. They replied a day ago - using almost exactly the same words - to a NYT article.

    What I enjoyed even more is how their English is HORRIFIC. Even for Indiana. So if I may, I'd humbly suggest that one should have to pass an English test to receive a PhD or run an Ethics Institute.

    Plus, some sortof course on the Ethics of Spamming would be good.


    You guys can laugh, but a morality test is a great idea. I hereby propose the Dagblog Morality Test™:

    1. If your colleagues threaten to deny you tenure, should you:

    1. Shoot them
    2. Send them anthrax letters
    3. Pee in their coffee
    4. Tell them to visit the Association for Practical & Professional Ethics
    5. All of the above

    2. If the IRS demands money that you believe rightfully belongs to you, should you:

    1. Pretend that your house is a church
    2. Crash your plane into a Federal building
    3. Set your house/church on fire
    4. Run for Congress
    5. All of the above

    Please print and answer these questions, and send your response along with a $5,000 check to:

    Concerned Citizens Against Evil
    PO Box 666
    Notaxhere, Caribbean Island
    attn: Genghis


    Is spamming ethical?


    P.S. 3-2. Hockey Vengeance.


    imagine michael jordan hitting a three in overtime in 1992 to defeat the canadian basketball team 78-75 in a game held in chicago to win the gold medal. seriously, it's great a canadian all-star team with four topflight lines can win one of two home games against that u.s. juggernaut. oh, canada. such vengeance, thou (sigh)

    P.P.S. 3-2.


    Yay for Canada. I'm sure U.S. hockey fans are bummed but this American happens to like it when the host nation's big Olympic hope grabs the gold.

    Still, I do have three Canadian colleagues and it would have been fun to twist the knife a little.


    Just keep saying "Prime Minister Stephen Harper."

    That'll make 'em weep.

     


    Don't quite see how a blog about violent losers morphed into one about Olympic hockey, but I'll bite. That was indeed one helluva game. I took it in at a sports bar, and it was worth the 90-minute wait to get in. In case anyone hasn't heard yet, the win pushed Canada's gold-medal total to 14, the most ever for any country at a Winter Olympics.

    Some commentators are comparing Crosby's medal-winning goal to Paul Henderson's winner in Game 8 of the Canada-Soviet "Summit Series." I saw that goal too, and I have to disagree. This year's Olympic final matchup was about national bragging rights; the 1972 scrap with the Russians was about whether we could still call hockey our national game (with a clash of ideologies for added zest).

    Yesterday's game was indeed memorable, as was much of the hockey played in Vancouver. I was rooting for plucky Slovakia (with Montreal's Jaroslav Halak in goal) to take the bronze, but it was not to be. Moral victory for their team, though.


    Don't quite see how a blog about violent losers morphed into one about Olympic hockey

     

    Six of one ...


    I think there should've been a tie-breaker. Only in Hockey can a 1-1 record against another team be considered a win. (Of course, if it had been decided in our favour, I'd be singing a different tune.)


    You're equating a preliminary-round matchup with the gold-medal game? Still more tortuous reasoning.


    Bah. There shouldn't have been a gold-medal game. They should've given it to the US just because we'd already proven capable of defeating the Canadians. I think our team was just guilty of sloppy sentamentalism and let y'all win because we felt sorry for you. Laughing


    You never give up cheering for your own team, which is part of the pleasure of watching sports, but at a certain point you have to give it up for the greatness of a truly great game. And that gold-medal game was one for the ages. Congratulations!


    How important did Canadians think that game was? It was viewed (in whole or in part) by 26.5 million -- 80 per cent of the country's entire population.

    Of the 20 per cent who didn't tune in, consider that an undetermined number were babies whose nap times overlapped the game, people in comas, the hopelessly insane who do not understand that they even are Canadian, new immigrants who speak neither French nor English and didn't realize the Olympics were on, members of Al-Qa'ida sleeper cells who hate everything Canadian, hunters stranded on ice floes due to global warming, etc.

    I think that covers most of the six million or so who missed the game. Tant pis pour eux-autres.


    I hear some polar bears signed up for satellite dishes, too.


    Tax injustice faded, just a week after the death of 2 people. 


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