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    BRAVEFART: PART II

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    Part One: here
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    BraveFart sees that he has not been dreaming and that
    he has uncovered a case of mistaken identities.
    The forces of good must have somehow gotten the
    wrong address and have attacked the people they
    wished to protect.
    Kind of like when Nixon went into Cambodia or when John 
    Wayne attacked the wrong Indian tribe or when w bush and
    dick cheney invaded Iraq.
    MY GOD, WHAT CARNAGE AND ALL FOR THE WRONG PURPOSE 
    our hero screamed.  
    Sir Mark of the Williams arrived at Bravefart's quarters 
    in the evening following the carnage.  
    Welcome Sir Mark. Have you heard the news of the massacre? 
    Hellofajob Sire, Hellofajob for sure.  Those bastards come 
    out West, imagine, out West to teach us a thing or two.
    Nevada is free for all of us to come to and sing and drink
    and gamble and we do not even need any injuns. Taught
    them folks a lesson though.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14l75vz-R9w
    Sir Mark, you have missed the mark for sure. The Netroots, 
    the infidels held their gathering at the crossing of the
    fields and the stream. The Counters, our Christian troops
    gathered at the crossing of the streams and the fields.  
    Oh my God in Heaven, replied Sir Mark as he swooned 
    to the earth in a feint.  
    Bravefart brought his comrade inside of his 
    temporary quarters and gave him aid and comfort.
    Not too much aid and not too much comfort of course,
    because the two knights were not of that sort, if you
    know what I mean. Bravefart had thought of such things
    under his kilt, but duly confessed it to the Father
    Geene the Mute.  Andd he never acted on the impulse
    or anything except for that one time in Cincinnati
    and like Voltaire once said:
    Once is curiosity. Twice is perversion.  
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJRwhrTbc9Y
    After Sir Mark had been sustained and succored but 
    not overly sustained and certainly not overly succored
    to health and all, the two fellows went out back for
    some fun.
    There are the rocks Marcus (he used to like to call him
    Marcus sometimes) and over there are the panther skulls.
    We shall pummel those panther skulls and the winner 
    gets to be on top.
    Be on top? 
    Just an expression out West ways, I assure you.  
    Bravefart pummeled and shattered all of the panther 
    skulls much to the chagrin of Mark. They laughed
    and farted and drank some meade and had a fantastic
    time making sure that their conversations always
    ended up being something about female breasts.
    What do we do now? asked Sir Mark. 
    We shall attend the funeral festivities. And then we shall
    hunt down all of the moors and the Mexicalis and the
    liberal pagans and we shall break open all their heads
    and skullfuck them.  
    But what if it is discovered that the Nazi Christians 
    killed our following Bravefart?

    Listen and listen good. You Sir Mark simply called the 
    pagans Colored and gave them silly voices and look
    where it got you. There is no truth exactly. There is
    no veracity out there. One must make up his own truths:
    To drag it out as long as he can. That's why he won't
    just release the full videos online. "Because no one would
    cover it," Breitbart said. "Now the more they come after me,
    the bigger the story gets, the more the pressure builds.
    ... I'm admitting it publicly: I'm fucking with you."

    Fuck with them Marcus, just as you always have. They, 
    the pressmen have no time to discover or weigh the truths.
    They just repeat in order to get paid. And you follow
    me and we shall be paid far more than any of them.
    Yellow Cowards every one of the pressmen.

    What of the truth Bravefart? 
    We shall save the truths for the mute priests. 
    But while we are at it Sir Mark, you did not perchance 
    have anything to do with this carnage did you?
    I...I...okay we had a few militia back in Utah and we 
    contacted them to kind of shake it all up. Three Pointer
    was going to be there and all and I might have said
    something...
    You might have said something? 
    Well, I just said that beckerhead would pay for the bullets, 
    but I never meant any real harm. I mean I am an entertainer
    like you Bravefart. Just attempting to make a buck and all.

    Enter the Beav stage left attempting to get as far 
    to the right as fast as possible lest she be
    discovered on the wrong side of the stage by the
    Jughead.
    BUT THAT WOULD BE WRONG, screamed the 
    Beav on her way from a meeting of the pressmen.  
    Oh shut the fuck up Beav. If you wish to move
    around on the rag, keep your pie hole shut.

    The Beav was truly disgusted by all these goings on 
    and went to describe this scene to the Ancients
    including Andrea the Mitchell.  
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2H9Bk3xnCI 
     
    We must never wilt because of the light from 
    the sun Marcus..

    In January 1991, Lee Atwater, the storied political strategist whose bare-knuckled tactics helped propel George H.W. Bush to the White House in 1988, issued a public apology to Bush's opponent, Michael Dukakis. Suffering from terminal brain cancer, Atwater disavowed the statements and tactics he employed against Dukakis, in particular his stated intentions to "strip the bark off the little bastard" and "make Willie Horton his running mate." According to Atwater: "I am sorry for both statements: the first for its naked cruelty, the second because it makes me sound racist, which I am not."

    The shameful history of Willie Horton's role in the 1988 presidential campaign

    need not be recounted here --

    what matters is that the man who gave Willie Horton

    that starring role came to realize afterward that he had

    crossed the line on racial fearmongering, and he sincerely regretted doing so.

    http://mediamatters.org/columns/201007160049
    We must die as heroes like Sir Tony of the Snow. Never 
    admit nothing ever. Ha
    We lie with a smile and demonstrate a hearty disposition.  
    The funeral was the event of the year. 
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHFK1yKfiGo
    All of the aristocracy turned out. 
    All of the rich mercantilists turned out. 
    All of the politicians turned out. 
    All of the teabaggers turned out. 
    All of the Las Vegas maids turned out the beds. 

    The first and main speaker would be Rush the Limpbough,
    a local fertilizer of the first measure.
    RUSH:  Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you all 
    very, very much. Thank you all. I can't tell you how
    wonderful that makes me feel. It happens everywhere
    I go, but it's still special here. [ Laughter ]
    If you all will indulge me,

    I am here to give my condolences to all those who
     lost someone in the name of freedom. Friday morning
    is when I learned of all this. I learned that Fox,
    God love them, is televising this speech on the Fox
    News Channel, which means, ladies and gentleman,
    this is my first ever address to the nation.
    [Applause]
    And now I can advertise some books and enrich 
    myself while honoring the dead.
    I know that people are probably watching this who 
    never have listened to my program and may not even
    really know what conservatism is.  
    But my job is to get ratings, so that I can fill 
    my pockets and fill the richest percent of
    Americans on the continent.  A thoroughly
    wonderful project if I may say myself.
    And that I am arrogant. Neither of these things
    are remotely true. I can tell you a joke to
    illustrate this.
    Larry King passed away, goes to heaven.
    He's greeted by Saint Peter at the gates.
    Saint Peter says, "Welcome, Mr. King, it's
    great to have you here. I want to show you
    around, give you an idea of what's here, maybe
    you can pick a place that you'd like to reside."
    King says, "I just have one question: 
    Is Rush Limbaugh here?" 
    "No, he's got a lot of time yet, Mr. King." 
    So Saint Peter begins the tour. Larry King
    sees the various places and it's beyond
    anything we can imagine in
    terms of beauty. Finally, he gets to the biggest
    room of all, with this giant throne. And over
    the throne is a flashing beautiful angelic
    neon sign that says "Rush Limbaugh." [Laughter]

    And Larry King looks at Saint Peter and says:
    "I thought you said he wasn't here." 
    He said, "He's not, he's not. This is God's
    room.He just thinks he's Rush Limbaugh."
    {Laughter]
    [Applause]
    So you see I'm not pompous. [Laughter]
    Let me tell you who we conservatives are: 
    We love people.
    [Applause]
    And there are no people that we love more than 
    dead people who will not be improperly taxed.

     Bravefart swooned. And then he left to
     change his kilt.
     
    What a wonderful funeration, he thought!!!!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxr-fbtV1-8

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