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    In the Zone

    After the resounding success of the No-Fly Zone, the administration has rushed to establish additional strategic zones.

    A No-See Zone seems almost certain to diffuse the protest situation in Yemen, a No-Hear Zone should quell any debate about the shootings of protestors in Syria, and a No-Speak Zone in Pakistan will allow the name of Raymond Davis to fade into obscurity.

    In related news, the Japanese Diet has declared a Noh Problem zone, so they can continue to obfuscate the danger of radiation from the failed Fukushima reactors.

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