T-Mac: #Komenfail
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Newt Sees Shadow, Crawls Back Into Hole: Six More Weeks of Primaries On Way
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T-Mac: #Komenfail Articleman as Particleman: The Science of Newt/RINOs Newt Sees Shadow, Crawls Back Into Hole: Six More Weeks of Primaries On Way |
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My friends, never before in my lifetime have I witnessed an America so divided. Republicans fighting Democrats. Libertarians fighting environmentalists. Whigs not fighting anyone but just happy to be mentioned.
This is why President Barack Obama comes under such criticism. He was elected under the false hope that he’d invite the economy over for a beer and have it leave a bull market behind. But Obama does not have all the answers, nor the ability to turn thing around. In fact, no man has the ability to turn this great nation around. Except one. Levi Johnston.
You see, according to our friends at Towleroad, “The adult website StraightCollegeMen.com has made an offer to Levi Johnston following his statement last week that he’d pose nude for the right price.” Basically, the site is offering Johnston $25k to masturbate, an activity that normally pays him $25k less than that.
My friends, upon seeing this news, a cosmic truth struck me - Levi Johnston’s wang could truly save this nation.
Yes, I believe that Americans of all stripes are ready to come together as one, united under the wang of Johnston. Levi’s wang will bring us altogether as one. And with each stroke of his magnificent manhood, our patriotism to build up, spurting to glorious heights and leaving us all breathless with ecstasy. Then we’ll nap.
But in all seriousness, nothing could conceivably showcase the utter stupidity of our political landscape than having a guy who less than a year ago was showcase during the RNC Convention now make a whack vid. It just brings it all together.
So, my friends, let us all get behind Levi and push him toward a total wang revelation followed by a round of self-love. Levi Johnston’s naked, videotaped wang will heal us. How is not important. Just know that Levi’s naked wang flesh will save us all. Trust me.
Update: America Wins! Levi to pose for Playgirl!
–WKW
Huffington Post - A. Terkel/R. Grim begins report with:
WASHINGTON -- At a private three-day retreat in California last weekend, conservative billionaires Charles and David Koch and about 250 to 300 other individuals pledged approximately $100 million to defeat President Obama in the 2012 elections.
and report includes:
The source told The Huffington Post that they lamented the direction the conference has taken over the years. They said it used to be about "conservative strategy" and building a movement, but now it was mostly an "alpha male" spectacle focused on fundraising to beat Obama.
This is downright frightening.
If I could offer advice to a young rebel, it would be to rummage the past for a body of thought that helps you understand and address the shortcomings you see. Give yourself a label.
Effective rebellion isn’t just expressing your personal feelings. It means replacing one set of authorities and institutions with a better set of authorities and institutions. Authorities and institutions don’t repress the passions of the heart, the way some young people now suppose. They give them focus and a means to turn passion into change.
As if the socio-political change is a matter of removing one set and plugging in the other set.
In the end, all Brooks once wants to do is point to the kids of today and say "aren't they being silly."
What Brooks wants to avoid is the messiness that comes from delving into the change where the outcome is not known before one set out ahead of time. It wraps this up by saying those who see it in a different way are merely motivated by personal feelings, which is about as asinine as it gets.
As they say, you read, you decide. Preview:
They'll still turn down Planned Parenthood again next time because of the supposed pass-through grant. Unless of course, Nancy Brinker was lying last night. So which is it?
“This represents nothing new. We have known and have reported that they are continuing five grants through 2012. This is a reference to that. The second clause about eligibility is certainly true. Any group can apply for anything. It does not mean they are going to get anything,” Ruse told LifeNews.
Geez, is the 'surrender' a trojan horse? Or in fact, not even a surrender, since ongoing current funding was not being stopped. According to this, it's all about the future funding processes, which is still not committed. Hmmm.
Once again, as ever, this bill (as many legislative actions) provides only the facade that our Nation's leaders are legislating what the country needs and holding themselves to the same standards as their constituents.
In truth, the proposed legislation does not provide the same oversight and consequences for Congressional insider trading malfeasance, as the rest of our nation's citizens are subject to under current insider trading laws.
We need to stand up and speak out that this is not good enough! Please, blog - send emails - call - communicate the facts to the WH, media and your own local governmental body, asking them to pass a resolution to be forwarded to your state's congressional members as well as the WH. Don't attack either party as all are culpable. A bi-partisan coalition none should support.
Well it took longer than I thought, but just a day longer. KOMEN has reversed course.
We want to apologize to the American public for recent decisions that cast doubt upon our commitment to our mission of saving women’s lives.
Nancy Komen Brinker goes on to deny what happened and continues to say they were misunderstood, but the backlash has been enormous, and they have reversed course and apologize.
The thing is, I think this will continue to hurt them, as they've been found out, they support policies that that hurt women.
Yep, sorry Nancy, your days in the spotlight are probably over.
I will update this with some video soon.
Sorry for posting two so quickly. This one just got topical, tho ;) (See update)
I think I speak for most of us here at dagblog when I say you should never feel guilty for posting too many blog entries. Posting entries of inferior quality should be a guilt-inducing act (I have experience on that one), but not simply posting too many.
"Posting entries of inferior quality"
These words are foreign to me.
Wolfie, maybe you need to watch some Wow Wow Wuzby. I think your self esteem may need boosting.
There's a country whose names I can think of, which start with a U and an S, and if you live there, you might want to get the fark out now. Quickly. Pronto. ASAP. If you happen to live in said country, you may want some tips on where to go. So, as a friend, I offer the following information, intended to ease your decision-making process during this stressful time. I'm sure you all know by now that Canada has universal health care. And that most of us speak English. And that we're friendly, work hard, play hard, and generally offer you the best chance to live your previous lives with minimal disruption and culture shock. One other thing you should probably know though.
If you try to enter, we'll shoot you. No, really. You're tainted. It runs too deep. You have been warned.
Enter at your own risk. Bill O'Reilly on Canada:
To Canada's credit, they raised the age of consent to 16 in 2008. (It had been set at 14 in the godfearing days of 1892.) For legal adolescent sex, secular Europe is still your best best. For instance, the age of consent is 12 in Vatican City.
damn, i really think i may move. And it's not even JUST the age of consent thing. The free heroin is also attractive.
Uh, who the hell is having sex in Vatican City? The entire population is under a vow of celibacy.
(Please don't answer that if it has anything to do with 12 year olds.)
I'm pretty sure the Swiss Guard aren't under any such vow of celibacy. A vow of sillibacy though, perhaps.
Okay, you're probably right. But have you seen their outfits? Those guys are definitely not getting laid.
I think Playgirl's market is also mostly men.
Because the men who read it imagine themselves as girls.
I did a Google search on stubs and chubs. I encountered Chubs wubs Stubs.
Chubs wubs Stubs sounds like Larry's favorite TV show.
Did I cross the line with rhyming euphemisms and dick jokes?
They're busy shoving crap into the U-Haul with a map of the Trans-Canada Highway on the dash. So am I. See you in a few days!
Nah. Just sounds like Wuzby.