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Governor Brad Henry of Oklahoma decisively resolved a major battle over the official state rock song today. I bet you didn't realize that states had official rock songs, least of all Oklahoma.
Well it does now. In an online contest, a majority of Oklahomans voted for Do You Realize? by the weird psychadelicish band, The Flaming Lips. I bet you didn't realize that the Flaming Lips came from Oklahoma.
Despite the online landslide, conservative representatives rejected the nomination by a vote of 48 to 39, with 48 pro-Lips votes. I bet you didn't realize that it takes 51 votes in the Oklahoma house of representatives to pass a bill. 14 representatives missed this historic vote.
Anti-Lips legislators denounced lead singer Wayne Coyne for using an expletive at an event and wearing a red T-shirt with a yellow hammer-and-sickle.
Corey Holland, R-Marlow, voted against the Lips in a valiant defense of the American Constitution, explaining, "The great thing about this country is he has the right to make whatever statement he wants to make. I have the right to be offended by that." Though there is no Supreme Court precedent for the right to be offended, a prominent Constitutional scholar agreed with Holland's claim. The scholar asked not to be identified because he's still in law school.
That would have been the end of the story, but like a gubernatorial version of Yoshimi, who the Lips celebrated for saving humankind from the Pink Robots, Democratic Governor Brad Henry leaped to the rescue and signed an executive order to make Do Your Realize? the state rock song after all. I bet you didn't realize that Oklahoma has a Democratic governor.
Only two other states have official rock songs:
Weirdly, Hang on Sloopy and Louie, Louie were performed as a medley by punk star Johnny Thunders with the Oddballs in Japan. I bet you didn't realize that.
By Ismail Kahn, New York Times, May 23/24, 2012
PESHAWAR, Pakistan — A Pakistani doctor who helped the Central Intelligence Agency pin down Osama bin Laden's location under cover of a vaccination drive was convicted on Wednesday of treason and sentenced to 33 years in prison, a senior official in Pakistan said.
A tribal court here in northwestern Pakistan found the doctor, Shakil Afridi, guilty of acting against the state, said Mutahir Zeb Khan, the administrator for the Khyber tribal region [....]
By Sergei L. Loiko, Los Angeles Times, May 23, 2012
MOSCOW — Stiff new penalties aimed at opposition protesters were given preliminary approval Tuesday by Russian lawmakers loyal to President Vladimir Putin, the target of mass rallies and demonstrations before his March election victory.
The bill, which opposition parliament members termed draconian and protested by threatening to file out of a legislative session, calls for fines of up to $50,000 and up to 200 hours of community service for organizers of rallies and demonstrations that grow violent or exceed the approved number of participants.
The sanctions were approved on first reading by parliament's lower house, which is controlled by Putin's United Russia party. They mark a return by the Kremlin to a tough stance against critics after concessions during the recent election campaign [...]
Also see:
Russians back Putin, strong leadership
Washington Post, May 22, 2012
A Pew survey of 1,000 Russians found that President Vladimir Putin is well-liked by more than 70 percent of citizens, especially older adults.
Associated Press, May 21, 2012
HAVANA — It was all sunshine, smiles and celebratory speeches as officials marked the arrival of an undersea fiber-optic cable they promised would end Cuba's Internet isolation and boost web capacity 3,000-fold. Even a retired Fidel Castro had hailed the dawn of a new cyber-age on the island.
More than a year after the February 2011 ceremony on Siboney Beach in eastern Cuba, and 10 months after the system was supposed to have gone online, the government never mentions the cable anymore, and Internet here remains the slowest in the hemisphere. People talk quietly about embezzlement torpedoing the project and the arrest of more than a half-dozen senior telecom officials.
Perhaps most maddening, nobody has explained what happened to the much-ballyhooed $70 million project....
By Tamasin Ford in Monrovia, Guardian.co.uk, May 22, 2012
Husbands, not strangers or men with guns, are now the biggest threat to women in post-conflict west Africa, according to a report by the International Rescue Committee (IRC) released on Tuesday.
The IRC report, Let Me Not Die Before My Time: Domestic Violence in West Africa, based on data collected over 10 years by the IRC in Sierra Leone, Liberia and Ivory Coast, said domestic violence is the "most urgent, pervasive and significant protection issue for women in west Africa" [.....]
By Lolita C. Baldor, Associated Press, May 22, 2012
WASHINGTON -- Uncle Sam may not want you after all.
In sharp contrast to the peak years of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars, the Army last year took in no recruits with misconduct convictions or drug or alcohol issues, according to internal documents obtained by The Associated Press. And soldiers already serving on active duty now must meet tougher standards to stay on for further tours in uniform.
The Army is also spending hundreds of thousands of dollars less in bonuses to attract recruits or entice soldiers to remain.
It's all part of an effort to slash the size of the active duty Army from about 570,000 at the height of the Iraq war to 490,000 by 2017. The cutbacks began last year, and as of the end of March, the Army was down to less than 558,000 troops.
For a time during the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, the Army lowered its recruiting standards [....]
What's weird to me about this is Corey Holland still hasn't returned the 4th disc of Zaireeka to me. He claims it is still "stuck in my boombox." For a decade, Corey?
That's why I don't lend to Republicans. They talk about personal responsibility all day long, but at the end the day, they just steal your stuff.
PS Maybe it's time for you to install iTunes
I would really like to see this sentence in a campaign ad.
I didn't realize that a "band" didn't have to be a "rock band" in order to be an "official state rock band."
Who is it that you wish to eject from the pantheon of rock? The McCoys, Richard Berry, or the Flaming Lips? Or was this just a general obversation? Are you suggesting that Oklahoma create a category for State Psychadelic Song?
I've always loved Echo and the Bunnymen.
Thanks for sharing. While perhaps less the controversial than the Flaming Lips (wearing a USSR emblazoned t-shirt counts as controversial in some states), Echo and the Bunnymen lack the attribute of having come from Oklahoma, or the U.S. for that matter, so they were never in contention for the honor.
They might consider vying for Official City Rock Song of Liverpool, though I hear that's a tough bracket.
Sorry, that was just my lame attempt at comically misidentifying the artist in the video.
I do dig the Flaming Lips. Oklahoma is now approximately one gazillion times cooler.