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    ODE TO GLENN BECK:

    So Beck is going to start his own news website is he, well, AP, take that!

    cue Meredith Brooks:


    I hate the world today
    Your so good to me
    I know but I can't change,
    Tried to tell you
    But you look at me like
    I'm an Angel underneath,
    So innocent and sweet.
    Yesterday I cried,
    Must have been relieved
    To see the softer side,
    I can understand,
    How you'd be so confused,
    I don't envy you,
    I'm a little bit of everything
    All rolled into one.
    I'm a grifter,
    I'm a user,
    I'm a clown,
    I'm a boozer,
    I'm sinning in your face,
    I don't not feel ashamed
    I'm your hell,
    I'm your dream,
    I'm nothing in between,
    You know you wouldn't want it any other way

    Glenn Beck's theme song, lyrics bastardized by me.

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