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ODE TO GLENN BECK:

So Beck is going to start his own news website is he, well, AP, take that!

cue Meredith Brooks:


I hate the world today
Your so good to me
I know but I can't change,
Tried to tell you
But you look at me like
I'm an Angel underneath,
So innocent and sweet.
Yesterday I cried,
Must have been relieved
To see the softer side,
I can understand,
How you'd be so confused,
I don't envy you,
I'm a little bit of everything
All rolled into one.
I'm a grifter,
I'm a user,
I'm a clown,
I'm a boozer,
I'm sinning in your face,
I don't not feel ashamed
I'm your hell,
I'm your dream,
I'm nothing in between,
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

Glenn Beck's theme song, lyrics bastardized by me.

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