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I'm keeping this one short but My One Favorite Thing this week is Weather.com's short-term forecasting, offered in hourly and even fifteen-minute intervals. (Here's an example for New York, NY)
OK, this MOFT may not seem as life-changing as great-tasting, sugar-free, crystal-meth-like gum (oh be quiet, Orlando, you know you're still jonesing for your next pack), but these short-term forecasts are stupid awesome for a couple of reasons.
1) The short-term forecasts are eerily accurate.
I know, it may not seem all that impressive for weathermen to get the next 72 hours down correctly, and even their ability to dissect it all into precise 15-minute intervals may not seem like much, but I'm used to weathermen being wildly, notoriously wrong with their forecasts. I don't know about you, but there was a time while growing up in St. Louis when I wondered if meteorology had any more validity or predictive accuracy than astrology.
But with this little invention, they've re-injected science into the equation, put the -ology back in meteorology and restored the sadsack reputation of the weatherman community (C'mon, be honest: At some point in your life, you've looked at a meteorologist on the TV and wondered: What numerous other vocations did this person previously fail at before becoming a meteorologist? I mean, who grows up and wants to be a meteorologist?!?)
2) The forecasts are helpful.
Oh sure, they may not do you that much good if you live in some fruity-tooty place like Los Angeles, where the weather is always friggin' beautiful and beachy, but for a wild and wooly place like New York City, where you can get 6 inches of snow and bitter cold a mere two days after enjoying a mid-December, 60-degree afternoon delight, these forecasts are insanely useful.
Twice this past week, I've used the 15-minute forecasts to plan for my nighttime dog walks. I even stayed up an extra 1 1/2 hours one night so that I could walk him after weather.com said the rain was going to stop (Before you suggest I am cruel for making my dog wait to go potty, realize he hates the rain almost as much as I do. There is nothing worse than dog walks in cold rain, and the dog and I both know it).
How cool would it be if you could get this kind of precision in other areas of your life? Hey Genghis ... say you're on a date, getting the check, and wanna know if you're going to be kissing the girl 45 minutes from now or walking home alone ... just check the Match.com short-term forecast. Maybe you're Mortimus and watching the Jets struggle to score (like Genghis!) against the lowly Seahawks, and wondering if your beloved franchise is indeed THAT cursed ... well, just check the ESPN.com 15-minute forecast and begin making your plans for excessive drinking and suicidal thoughts early (maybe Genghis will join you).
Or maybe I'm just overly impressed because in my chosen field, the stock market, it's virtually impossible to predict what's going to happen in the next year let alone the next 15 minutes, and this kind of info would be better than getting a massive government bailout.
By Ismail Kahn, New York Times, May 23/24, 2012
PESHAWAR, Pakistan — A Pakistani doctor who helped the Central Intelligence Agency pin down Osama bin Laden's location under cover of a vaccination drive was convicted on Wednesday of treason and sentenced to 33 years in prison, a senior official in Pakistan said.
A tribal court here in northwestern Pakistan found the doctor, Shakil Afridi, guilty of acting against the state, said Mutahir Zeb Khan, the administrator for the Khyber tribal region [....]
By Sergei L. Loiko, Los Angeles Times, May 23, 2012
MOSCOW — Stiff new penalties aimed at opposition protesters were given preliminary approval Tuesday by Russian lawmakers loyal to President Vladimir Putin, the target of mass rallies and demonstrations before his March election victory.
The bill, which opposition parliament members termed draconian and protested by threatening to file out of a legislative session, calls for fines of up to $50,000 and up to 200 hours of community service for organizers of rallies and demonstrations that grow violent or exceed the approved number of participants.
The sanctions were approved on first reading by parliament's lower house, which is controlled by Putin's United Russia party. They mark a return by the Kremlin to a tough stance against critics after concessions during the recent election campaign [...]
Also see:
Russians back Putin, strong leadership
Washington Post, May 22, 2012
A Pew survey of 1,000 Russians found that President Vladimir Putin is well-liked by more than 70 percent of citizens, especially older adults.
Associated Press, May 21, 2012
HAVANA — It was all sunshine, smiles and celebratory speeches as officials marked the arrival of an undersea fiber-optic cable they promised would end Cuba's Internet isolation and boost web capacity 3,000-fold. Even a retired Fidel Castro had hailed the dawn of a new cyber-age on the island.
More than a year after the February 2011 ceremony on Siboney Beach in eastern Cuba, and 10 months after the system was supposed to have gone online, the government never mentions the cable anymore, and Internet here remains the slowest in the hemisphere. People talk quietly about embezzlement torpedoing the project and the arrest of more than a half-dozen senior telecom officials.
Perhaps most maddening, nobody has explained what happened to the much-ballyhooed $70 million project....
By Tamasin Ford in Monrovia, Guardian.co.uk, May 22, 2012
Husbands, not strangers or men with guns, are now the biggest threat to women in post-conflict west Africa, according to a report by the International Rescue Committee (IRC) released on Tuesday.
The IRC report, Let Me Not Die Before My Time: Domestic Violence in West Africa, based on data collected over 10 years by the IRC in Sierra Leone, Liberia and Ivory Coast, said domestic violence is the "most urgent, pervasive and significant protection issue for women in west Africa" [.....]
By Lolita C. Baldor, Associated Press, May 22, 2012
WASHINGTON -- Uncle Sam may not want you after all.
In sharp contrast to the peak years of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars, the Army last year took in no recruits with misconduct convictions or drug or alcohol issues, according to internal documents obtained by The Associated Press. And soldiers already serving on active duty now must meet tougher standards to stay on for further tours in uniform.
The Army is also spending hundreds of thousands of dollars less in bonuses to attract recruits or entice soldiers to remain.
It's all part of an effort to slash the size of the active duty Army from about 570,000 at the height of the Iraq war to 490,000 by 2017. The cutbacks began last year, and as of the end of March, the Army was down to less than 558,000 troops.
For a time during the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, the Army lowered its recruiting standards [....]
Thanks for thinking of me, but I prefer the suspense.
How low does your scoring percentage have to get until the outcome can no longer legitimately be considered suspenseful? ... I keeed, i keeed (the ladies love the orange shirt!
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Poor Morty :) The Jets did it to him again. Did I mention my Giants now have home field advantage for through the NFC Championship :o) The short term forecasts are cool, but it's just technology and science. I prefer the on-the-ground field reporters braving the elements to let us know just how bad it is out there.
Wow, that's awesome. I put in my zip code and I learned that at 8:45 am, it's going to be 4 degrees outside. It's gonna feel like -15, but I'm into the reality-based world, not all this feelings crap, so I'm going with 4.
Then, the temperature is going to go up 1 degree every fifteen minutes until 11, when it's going to reach 11. This is information I could have lived without. Because while I'm inside, I could have pretended it was at least in the 20s. Thanks, though. Reality is better.
I do think it's a good idea to use the site to decide when to walk your dog! But today, the high looks to be about 12, and my dog is a big old wussy, so no walks for us. Yesterday, when I let him out in the morning, he went racing out the door and literally did a slide stop and turned around with a "WTF??" look on his face. Then, he turned around and came right back in and was a pain in the ass all day long because he had to go out, but when he went out, he wouldn't stay out long enough to take care of things.