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LEVI JOHNSTON IS A PLAYGIRL PERV

by SarahPalinGrrrrl 10/8/2009 - 3:19 pm   |

so my ex-boycrush is a expositionist perv. its cool. i'm not like some dumbass kid. i get that sometimes people have to do stuff for money Money mouth and sometimes that means that u have to be naked in a magazine so millions of homopervs Tongue out can wacketywackwack themselfs to a pic of ur beautiful love-noodle.

OMG i just totally threw up outside my mouth but it was a dry heave so nothing came out except my lost innocence and a gumwad

before when levi made up all that stuff about sarah in vanity UNfair i was so MAD YellYellYellYellYell that i ripped up all his pics in my locker and my bedroom and on my folders and my notebooks and the one under my pillow.Innocent and then i burned all the scraps with a lighter but they didn't light so i put nailpolish remover on them and then my homework got on fire and my mom grounded me for two weeks which TOTALLY sucked b/c my room stank like burnt nail polish remover.

but now i just feel SAD CryCryCry b/c i know now that levi is mental. that's what happens in america when u stand for something. i started watching glenn beck b/c sarah said to and i know that he's super smart b/c he's a total nerd and nerds are smart. and glenn beck said that the goverment can go into ur computer if u buy a car and control ur mind. and that's what happened to levi. the goverment made him go crazy and turn into a perv. and they tried to do it sarah but she's too tough so they had to do it to levi instead. and i think that they r trying to do it to me too b/c sometimes i think perv things about barack obama even tho i would never ever go there b/c of sarah. so thats how i know that the goverment is making me think it. but its hard b/c the goverment is so powerful that sometimes i can't stop thinking about obama. the goverment even made glenn beck go crazy once.



but at least glenn's not naked in a homoperv magazine

So you don't like exhibitionist pics? Do me a favor and don't open those emails I sent you. Yeah, you better just delete those.
by Larry Jankens 10/8/2009 - 3:23 pm

OMGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!! i just almost threw up like 15 times!!!!!!!! PERVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV!!!!

by SarahPalinGrrrrl 10/8/2009 - 3:30 pm (re: Larry Jankens)
Your welcome for the warning. Geez.
by Larry Jankens 10/8/2009 - 4:24 pm (re: SarahPalinGrrrrl)

Congrats, SPG, "Levi Johnston" is now following dagblog on twitter: http://twitter.com/LeviJohnston05. Now's your chance to tell him how you really feel.

by Genghis 10/8/2009 - 4:47 pm
FAKE!!!!!!!! the only thing worse than pervs are FAKE pervs!!!!! people should be REAL!!!!!!!!
by SarahPalinGrrrrl 10/8/2009 - 4:49 pm (re: Genghis)
Shouldn't he be like, LeviJohnston9and1/2" or something?
by quinn esq 10/8/2009 - 6:51 pm (re: Genghis)

Don't be obtuse, quinn. Alaska is part of Canada, so they use metric just like you and me. Can't figure out if he's claiming .5 or .05, though. Big difference.

by acanuck 10/9/2009 - 1:27 am (re: quinn the eskimo)

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