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    Ted Cruz: "Trump is really a crypto Jew..."

     

    I love it when the gloves come off.

     

    First, Donald Chump Trump played the Cuban/Catholic/(Sp*c) card against Ted Cruz, musing, in his inimitable passive aggressive mode, that few evangelicals come out of Cuba, whereas, he, the Great White Hope of Protestant revanchism (Donald Trump-coming to an Orange Order Belfast march soon), was Presbyterian.

     

    Of course, this ignorant prick doesn't realize that the magic denominational affiliation for evangelicals is Baptist, but, soit.

     

    Anyway, when this bit of anti-Papist bigotry failed to blunt Ted's rise in Iowa, (perhaps because the only slightly swarthy Cruz had not, in fact, ever set foot in Cuba), Trump upped the ante to implicate the Canadian birth that may, in actual fact, torpedo Ted's eligibility under the  "natural born citizen" clause of the Constitution.

     

    Leading to the amusing practice of playing  of Born in the USA to open the free association sessions that pass for political speeches in  Trumpworld.

     

    Well, now, having none of that, Cruz suggests that what Trump should REALLY play as his entrance music is New York, New York, because, you know, he's not actually a heartland American--he's from that city where the Jews run things the culture that corrupts America is conceived and perfected.

     

    Pass the popcorn.

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    I do not know exactly why, but...

    I hereby render unto Jolly the Dayly Line of the Day for this here Dagtblog Site, given to all of him from all of me for this gem:

    donald chump

    hahhahahahahaha

    Why this is funny to me? Hell, what is funny is funny, at least to me. hahahahahah


    hahahahahhaahahha

    Honesty, remember that?


    Just BTW, I tried tweeting this to Ted Cruz's twitter acct in the hopes that someone would pick up on it and in fact have the slip of the tongue moment about which I fantasized, but, alas, no haps.


    Hoo-Hah!  Jennifer Rubin on Chuck Todd's show just characterized Cruz's "New York values" phrase as an ethnic slur....and what ethnicity did Ms Rubin have in mind, boys and girls?


    Swarthy Baptist. I like that.

    And I think his favored religious audience cottons on to the idea of spanking people, as he suggested recently---in a bottom of the sewer swipe--should be being administered to Clinton.

    I don't know who spanks the Cruz children. Maybe his wife, that Wall st. professional.

    Brooks had a good article on my Senator from Texas.


    Disclaimer: I loathe and detest Brooks for the mealy mouthed, self involved twit that he is, but I did love his Cruz takedown.

     

    As to the relish with which Ted fantasizes about spanking Hillary, I can only say

     

    1. ewww 

     

     2. He probably is passing on to his daughters  the pathological impact of what is, frankly, child abuse,  that left him with that pronounced stammer that mars his attempts at smooth discourse.

     

    I don't know why we continue to allow parents to brutalize their kids, and I am even more puzzled by their evident self congratulation for doing so.

     

    The research on this is chillingly clear.

     

    PARENTAL SPANKING, FORBIDDEN BY 24 COUNTRIES, SHOWN TO LOWER KIDS' IQ; WHY ARE AMERICAN PARENTS STILL SLAPPING THE SMART OUT OF OUR CHILDREN?+


    A good thorough description of why Obama is a natural born citizen and why neither John McCain nor Ted Cruz (nor George Romney) are.

    Why do Republicans keep foisting Trojan Horses upon us - first a vassal of Panama, then one of the socialist republic of Canada? Of course it will only lead to nationalizing health care and sympathy for either Latin American cocaine or Canadian dope smoking - America's youth are at risk.

    More interesting is if Trump and Sanders compete, will they try to out-Jew one another? A bagel in every pot? Bar/Bat Mitzvah as part of "no child left behind"? Kosher-grown ethanol and genetically modified foods? No invasion of Mideast countries or extraordinary renditions on the (Saturday) Sabbath? Who needs TV when we've got T.Rex the first Yidelicious election?

    BTW, what's a "Crypto" Jew? 2-factor authentication? Uses https instead of http? SIngle-signon? Comes with uniquely signed certificates? Or full-on ident, authenticate, authorize? Utilizes secure tunnels? Help me understand...


     a crypto jew  is unrepentant, but uncut.


    Like uncircumcised? Didn't think that was possible.


    that's the "crypto" part....he has a variant of the whizzanator 

    (I really don't like the direction in which this is going...)


    Shaved his 'nads, then hee was a shee, said hey babe...

    Cringe-worthy, eh?


    Also, the shlonging thing...

     


    Cruz' New York slur was certainly stupid per se. And in addition he was either anti- semitic or , again, stupid in not  . realizing that it was open to that interpretation.To  be honest I think the second.

    I think he lost the nomination last night.


    actually, I think it was the first.  Many are having a field day with the "Jew York" meme. (Ron Kuby, for one.)


    I got yer NY values right here.... (opencrotchgrab)

     

     

    (closecrotchgrab)

     


    see below

     


    (Cruz  cites stroke booth on a street corner as exemplifying  NY Values)

    *accessible quote:

    This is getting way outta hand...

     

    *http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/cruz-coms-director-new-york-values


    to use a New York term, it’s the height of chutzpah.” Cruz, pausing for laughter after the phrase “New York term,” exaggerated the guttural “ch” to more laughter and applause.

    If there was any residual doubt...


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