The Man That Didn't Shoot Liberty Valance

Tom Doniphon respects Libertarian (Liberty) Valance's right to live life his own way, as long as Valance doesn't bother him. After killing attorney Stoddard and most of the townsfolk, Valance eventually dies of cirrhosis.

A Fistful of Gold Eagles

The Man With No Government ID arrives in a town where two leading families, the Rojos and Baxters, are each printing their own currency not tied to the gold standard. He maneuvers each side's forces into killing off the other, then takes the gold.

The Good Libertarian, the Bad Libertarian and the Ugly Libertarian

Blondie, Angel Eyes and Tuco figure Confederate government money from taxation rightly reverts to the citizens (them). They track down the money, shooting anyone that interferes with their freedom, split the money and go their separate ways.

True Libertarian Grit

Rooster Cogburn kills Tom Chaney, collects the reward from Mattie Ross, then joins Ned Pepper's gang because he is tired of working for an intrusive government. Mattie marries Ned because he seems to have a good head for business.

Pale Libertarian Rider

Preacher rides into town, notices Hull getting the snot beat out of him, but figures LaHood has the right to conduct business according to local customs. He has a drink at the bar and rides on.

The Paulist

The legendary JB Books (Ron Paul) knows he is dying, but spends his last day in an Iowa bar with three adversaries: a smiling gambler (Mitt Romney), a blowhard (Newt Gingrich) and an oafish lout (Rick Perry). Book kills all three, but is badly wounded. Then a young boy (Rick Santorum) shoots him in the back.