Donal: Is Occupy Over?
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Vampires. They fascinate us. Whether it's Bram Stoker, Ann Rice, Josh Whedon or Elisabeth Kostova, writers keep finding ways to make the same old stories compelling, and we flock to bookstores and movie theaters or set our Tivos so we don't miss one gruesome detail.
The latest, Stephanie Meyer's Twilight, is a tale of vampires who deny their monstrous urgings to live among mere mortals. Meyer dispenses with traditional vampire characteristics like aversions to garlic or daylight. These newer, trendier vampires wouldn't be caught dead spontaneously combusting in the sun. Instead, they just go all sparkly.
As the movie begins, our heroine, 17-year-old Bella Swan, played by Kristen Stewart, has relocated from Phoenix to Forks, Washington, a town of just over 3,000, where the sun stubbornly refuses to shine for more than a few days a year, making it the perfect location for a vampire hide out (sun doesn't kill them, but they can't exactly go around looking like disco balls either). Enter Edward Cullen, played by Robert Pattinson, a super pale, super fast, super hot, 17-year old that Bella is immediately attracted to, even as he seems utterly repulsed by her. What follows is a heaping of teen angst, supernatural tricks, and a somewhat rushed encounter with a trio of vampires that are not so concerned with the moral drawbacks to eating people.
I like vampire stories. Dracula is a classic, I never missed an episode of Buffy, and I thought The Historian, by Kostova, was an epic and fascinating retelling of Bram Stoker. Ann Rice is not my cup of tea, but there are several million people that disagree. For me, the best part of the vampire legend is the classic battle of good versus evil with vampires representing the hedonistic--sex, drugs, rock & roll--side of human nature that sometimes it is just too damned hard to resist. And it is here that Twilight falls short. The main vamps in the story don't seem to struggle all that hard to be good. And the evil vamps are one-dimensional baddies that get little screen time.
But teenaged girls will love this movie. And since that is clearly the intended audience for both the movie and the book before it, I forgave the movie it's glossing over the eternal good/evil struggle and even it's frenetic and choppy pace. After all, it's hard to shove a whole book into a couple of hours, but the filmmakers had to know that fans of the novel would accept nothing less.
The setting is green and lush, the people are pretty, and there are a surprising number of humorous moments, most of them when Bella's dad, played by a wonderfully understated Billy Burke, is on the screen. If you've read the book, you've already gotten all the character development you need so it's easy to believe in the love story, especially with the smoking hot chemistry between Stewart and Pattinson. If you haven't, you might want to spend a few hours in the library first. Knowing the story going in will help you to forgive the movie's flaws.
Perceptive Dagblog readers know the difference between Obama, Romney and Bush:
Obama NYT today: .how President Obama’s thinking about what he once called “a war of necessity” began to radically change less than a year after he took up residency in the White House....The aide told Mr. Obama that he believed military leaders had agreed to the tight schedule to begin withdrawing those troops just 18 months later only because they thought they could persuade an inexperienced president to grant more time if they demanded it. “Well,” Mr. Obama responded that day, “I’m not going to give them more time.”...Mr. Obama concluded in his first year that the Bush-era dream of remaking Afghanistan was a fantasy...
Mitt Romney, Feb. 2012 : LAS VEGAS -- LAS VEGAS -- Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney on Wednesday night blasted President Obama and his administration for “putting in jeopardy” the nation’s military mission by signaling it hopes to end its combat mission in Afghanistan by the middle of 2013.
Appearing at a campaign rally here shortly after landing in Nevada, Romney said Defense Secretary Leon E. Panetta’s statement Wednesday that U.S. forces would transition from a combat mission in Afghanistan next year “makes absolutely no sense.”....
George W. Bush, from May, 2003: BBC - "We do not know the day of final victory, but we have seen the turning of the tide... Free nations will press on to victory,"
Bush Afghanistan strategy : Gen. Douglas E. Lute, who had spent the last two years of the Bush administration trying to manage the many trade-offs necessary as the Iraq war consumed troop and intelligence resources needed in Afghanistan, arrived with a PowerPoint presentation. The first slide that General Lute threw onto the screen caught the eye of Thomas E. Donilon, later President Obama’s national security adviser. “It said we do not have a strategy in Afghanistan that you can articulate or achieve,” Mr. Donilon recalled three years later. “We had been at war for eight years, and no one could explain the strategy.”
Mitt Romney isn’t very far into the vice presidential selection process. But according to a dedicated band of conspiracy theorists, the pick is all but a lock: Sen. Marco Rubio.
That’s the current thinking among a worldwide collection of activists who are obsessed with the secretive Bilderberg Group, an alternating roster of global power players who loom as large — if not larger — in the online fever swamps of the fringe as the Trilateral Commission or the Council on Foreign Relations.
Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0512/76518.html#ixzz1vN5egowz
Aristotle and Plato didn’t agree on much, but they were united in identifying wonder as the origin of their profession. As Aristotle said, “It is owing to their wonder that men . . . first began to philosophise.” This idea appeals to scientists, who frequently enlist wonder as a goad to inquiry. “I think everyone in every culture has felt a sense of awe and wonder looking at the sky,” wrote Carl Sagan in 1985, locating in this response the stirrings of a Copernican desire to know who and where we are.
Yet that is not the only direction in which wonder may take us. To Thomas Carlyle, wonder sits at the beginning not of science, but of religion. That is the central tension in forging an alliance of wonder with science: will it make us curious, or induce us to prostrate ourselves in pitiful ignorance? We had better get to grips with this question before we too hastily appropriate wonder to sell science. That is surely what is going on when pictures from the Hubble Space Telescope are (unconsciously?) cropped and coloured to recall the sublime iconography of Romantic landscape painting, or the Human Genome Project is wrapped in biblical rhetoric, or the Large Hadron Collider’s proton-smashing is depicted as “replaying the moment of creation”. The point is not that such things are deceitful or improper, but that if we want to take that path, we should first consider the complex evolution of the relation between science and wonder.
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Pretending that science is performed by people who have undergone a Baconian purification of the emotions only deepens the danger that it will seem alien and odd to outsiders, something carried out by people who do not think as they do. Daston believes that we have inherited a “view of intelligence as neatly detached from emotional, moral and aesthetic impulses, and a related and coeval view of scientific objectivity that brand[s] such impulses as contaminants”. It is easy to understand the historical origins of this attitude: the need to distinguish science from credulous “enthusiasm”, to develop an authoritative voice, to strip away the pretensions of the mystical Renaissance magus who acquired knowledge through personal revelation. We no longer need these defences, however; worse, they become a defensive reflex that exposes scientists to the caricature of the emotionally constipated boffin, hiding within thickets of jargon.
... We’re trying to harness photosynthesis. A key part of photosynthesis is what happens when the sun goes down. Cells convert CO2 into sugar and fat molecules. And they store the fat to burn as energy to get them through the night ... We’re trying to coax our synthetic cells to ... store far more fat than they actually were designed to do, so that we can harness it all as an energy source and use it to create gasoline, diesel fuel, and jet fuel straight from carbon dioxide and sunlight. This would shift the carbon equation so we’re recycling CO2 instead of taking new carbon out of the ground and creating still more CO2. But it has to be done on a massive scale to have any real impact on the amount of CO2 we’re putting into the atmosphere, let alone recovering from the atmosphere.
... We envision facilities the size of San Francisco. And 10 or 15 of those in this country. We need sunlight, seawater, and non-agricultural land, but you need a lot of photons to drive this. You need a lot of surface area of sunlight to do that. It’s a great use for Arizona. Lots of sunlight there.
... If we can’t get some key scientific breakthroughs within the next couple of years, it probably won’t happen in 10 years. So it’s something that’s really dependent on fundamental science. But we’re already able to do things that were once seen as impossible.
... I think the new anti-intellectualism that’s showing up in politics today is a symptom of our not discussing these issues enough. We don’t discuss how our society is now 100 percent dependent on science for its future. We need new scientific breakthroughs—sometimes to overcome the scientific breakthroughs of the past. A hundred years ago oil sounded like a great discovery. You could burn it and run engines off it. I don’t think anybody anticipated that it would actually change the atmosphere of our planet. Because of that we have to come up with new approaches. We just passed the 7 billion population mark. In 12 years, we’re going to reach 8 billion. If we let things run their natural course, we’ll have massive pandemics, people starving. Without science I don’t see much hope for humanity.
A lot of the reviews I have heard are somewhat apologetic, but say it's just right for the young girls. I'm wondering if the lead characters are portrayed as we would wish our own 17 year olds would be. Curious, brave, good-hearted, true. Oh, and really smart (?)
I suppose in the scheme of things teenage girls don't generally have films made to their demographic. Do they tend to shop more, or something? Is this a good thing?
I think in the book, Bella is protrayed as curious, brave, good-hearted, true, and smart. In the movie, you just have to sort of assume she is. Edward isn't really 17, being a vamp and all.
I grew up watching Jonathan Frid and Christopher Lee, and have usually enjoyed vamp stories, particularly the Nosferatu-inspired Shadow of the Vampire.
I wonder if the Twilight vamps will resonate with anyone but smitten teens. One of the criticisms of the short-lived CBS series Moonlight was that they messed around too much with the legend. Vampire PI Nick was able to walk around during the day as long as he avoided too much sun. Moonlight had an involved back story but it didn't catch on with viewers (other than me).
The Japanese Vampire Hunter D series of books and a few films has made a hero of the dhampir, the son of a still-potent vampire and his still-human wife. D has both the angst and strength of the vampire, but he's very much alive. In a distant future, he protects humans from an ancient but stagnating race of vampires. Unlike Twilight, however, VHD takes a fairly unromantic approach to sex. All the women pine away for him, but he is emotionally remote.
Twilight is ultra-romantic, in the sense that love can make you deny what you are and be something else--something better. And now that I think that through, I wonder if that's a good message for teenage girls--as in don't worry girls, you'll find a boy who will totally subvert his real self because of your love for him and his for you. Yeah. That happens a lot.
I wasn't put off with the removal of daylight as a barrier to vamp survival though. I sort of like the idea that vampires can come out in the day. It makes them harder to spot (unless it's sunny and they're sparkly) and it's easier to write a variety of scenes when you don't always have to put the vamps in at night. But the darkness and sunlight in the traditional stories are also thematic and that built-in tension is missing.
Have you checked out True Blood? It's Showtime's new vampire series. It's definitely R-rated--lots of naked sex going on--but it's also quirky and hilarious. I like it so far.
Actually, in accord with folklore, Bram Stoker let Dracula move around in the daytime (in a reduced capacity). It was Nosferatu that started the idea that sunlight destroyed vampires. But that idea seems to have caught on, probably because it plays into our fear of what may be lurking in the darkness.
No to True Blood. Other than buying antennae and such, I refuse to pay for TV (even with naked sex).
I must have forgotten that part. I read the book a long time ago. But there is something about night that makes horror stories much more intense. It's just not scary if something is coming after you in the daylight.
Unless it's a bee.
Slate looks at the vampire code (It's more of a guide, really).
And True Blood is all over youtube, or vice versa.
I saw Cast Away in a theater in Taos with a bunch of obnoxious teens. Nothing worse. I'm a little lost on how they could do a prequel to The Da Vinci Code, but then, The Da Vinci Code itself seemed bloated, convoluted, and unnecessary to me.
Bzzt... "These newer, trendier vampires wouldn't be caught dead spontaneously combusting in the sun." That is a double foul... Go sit in the penalty box for 10 minutes.
I will.
As soon as you see the movie.
Twice.
Yikes! You said it is a teen chickflick!
My ex makes it a point to keep up with her students' interests, and has read several Twilight novels. She used to make me watch 90210. Thank God for Jennie Garth.
Is this an explanation of why your ex is your ex?
No, I don't mind watching a few shows to be sociable.
I just want to say that, oddly, I've spent some time in Forks, Washington. There's a nice Chinese restaurant there, and it's near the Hoh Rainforest in the underappreciated Olympic National Park. I didn't see the chaste teen vampires, or the chased ones.
Also, I love vampire movies. Interview With the Vampire is great. Bram Stoker's Dracula is too. The metaphors in them are so revealing about us and our culture, and they're just artfully told stories.
I vastly preferred the book to the movie where Bram Stoker's Dracula is concerned. Watching Keanu Reeves is too confusing. It's so painful to watch him act while at the same time so delicious to just watch him.
He was the weakest link in that movie, but every other moving part ranged for me between excellent and truly spectacular. I never read the book (confession) so I can't compare. But for someone who has read a ton, I very often prefer the movie to the book anyway.
Movies I liked better than books (another post wasted as a comment!): Clockwork Orange, 1984, 2001, Dances With Wolves.
Books better than movie: An Unfinished Life, Affliction.
BEST MOVIE EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i already watched it 3 times in a row on friday and 2 and a half times on sat but then some effin nerd behind me wouldn't shut up so i spit on him and he threw his popcorn on me so i screamed and then i poured my coke in his lap and then i got kicked out but it was worth it to give his little wiener the deep freeze!!!
PS I LOVE JOSH WHEDON!!!!!!!!!!!

i love him even more than levi. i'm so over levi. (he's hot and all but he's kinda not that smart
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but i'm still sad about sarah. but its ok b/c she'll be back soon and not with a creepy old guy next time. GOOOOOOO SARARHHHHHH!!!!!!!!